christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
Leave Hamish alone.
Mexico-based Unelefante, an online gift store has teamed up with Chef Jorge Llanderal and his family to created a collection of beautifully designed chocolate bars that are inspired by the artist Jackson Pollock.
oh my fuck i want them all
"My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans." -A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)