If I can’t have the boy, at least I can have his clothes.
They leave their sweaters, their jackets, their blue jeans draped
over my bed like petals, filling the bathtub, rising to the surface
of the water like buoys. My therapist once pontificated
that loving someone…
Okay, but let’s consider, for just one second, Rachel McAdams’ sister, Kayleen.
|—||― Andrew Matthews (via psych-quotes)|
6 PM is my favorite time of day because the sky makes everything look pink and blue like cotton candy and all i want to do is take a bite out of the clouds and digest the calmness of the sky
RAVENCLAWS: *pick the lock*
SLYTHERINS: *find the key*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?